LDP 2007Day 1:Cute Little Me goes to school. Reporting time supposed to be at 7am, but he reached at half past seven. Still, a lot of ppl hadnt reported yet so he was still considered early...Lolz...He was about to board his bus, but through some unknown circumstances, he had to board last. He watched sec2s do PE to pass the time. He saw cute little Brian Chan running his 2.4km practice.
Lol, so slow...FASTER
LAH!!!
The bus finally came. It was unbelievably long. People were playing bridge and
tai dee, but poor little me only knows how to play poker and bluff. So to pass the time, he looks through his bag. Somehow he has remnants of his
CCA route map and his POCKET GUIDE TO KNOTS.
Lolz. He eats lovely energy bars, of which be brought 20(not much, u can only eat about 3 per day)...
B4 passing the causeway, cute little me tried to call one of his friends, but he kept hanging up. And he has a
friggin holiday that day since his flight to his
OEP was at 4pm. But
nvm. Anyway customs felt super boring cos queue was
uber long. After passing through after such a
LOOOOOOOOOOOONG queue, it was another
LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ride to the next stop.
Finally, the bus stopped at
yong peng (lucky garden) pit stop. Cute little me has
mee rebus, little does he know that this would be his last decent meal for a
loooong time. He also bought BBQ chips and Tomato flavoured
twisties in which the former would be eaten in the bus and the latter would be ganged by his
bunkmates.
After another
LOOOOOOOOOOOONG ride, the bus stopped at
Nusa Dusun Resort. Why is it even a resort? I
oso have no idea. In
msia, everywhere is a resort. Me goes to his super hot bunk., it was
lyk an oven inside. Then it was cheer practice, the cheer was gay to the core, but still it's better to learn it. Then some cute little instructor who is not so cute and neither is he little appears and asks us to fall in. Panthers of course were the first group to arrive but we were pumped and made to hold it there till the other clans come. That is why the early worm is for the birds.
Then it was dinner next. Guess wad, picture the fried fish which you get with
nasi lemak. Cut out the head and eat it with rice and weird
vegatable soup which
shd be known as vegetables with water. Well after that, cute little me goes to bathe way after lights out and then sleeps. Not really sleep, some weird stuff happened that night, in which details would not be released. What can I say? It was burning hot in the bunk
afterall...
Day 2:
Had lousy breakfast. And then it was rock climbing. Not many people could complete the hard wall. He
wasnt happy that he realised to late that an easier wall, there was. Anyway lunch was better than the first day, but not much better. Well at least "a bit" is better than "nothing at all".
After that, RAIN RAIN RAIN. Free at last to play in the rain, He explored the campsite. he went to Rodney's bunk. At least, people who played BLUFF!! He owned them with his bluff face of course. The key to winning in bluff is faking the truth to fake them by faking your fake look. Fake them off
thier feet, you will.
Lol. He also did not realise that there was tea time in which biscuits and free ICE MILO was in the dining area. Cool. No one else knew, knowledge is power. Monopolisation of knowledge is key to ensuring success. Yes, success in filling his stomach.
After rain, DINNER...
Lol. Nothing much to say cos treasure hunt was retarded other than the fact that he got 10 points for the
grp when singing during the treasure hunt. After that, sleep...The not so cute and not so little instructor was doing sentry duty. He was wearing a hood like Darth
Sidious and was pointing his
parang about. He was also playing music. Scary, Me thought there was a
pontianak given the way his hood blended with the shadows and such music playing at such a late time in the night (or morning?). Day 3:
High elements course that day. He wanted to do, but the people froze too much in the air, so poor him could not do. @!#$#%^& them all!!
Then it was area cleaning. He found out more about the not so cute and not so little instructor. The big black guy's name is Mun, a.k.a. Buffy the Wild Boar Slayer. He carries 3
parangs wherever he goes and has scars on his chest. He
hasnt slept during those days he was here, not even one bit. Yet he is super energetic. He is a special ops commando from Singapore, yes all the instructors are Singaporean. The instructors bring him along to protect the place.
Lolz, i wonder what a special ops commando is doing training students when he
shd be training soldiers. Oh well...
shant go into detail.
Next it was quite a long bus ride to some forested area to sleep in tents. Animal clans vs human clans in cheering, human clans
didnt just beat animals, they
pwned their ass badly. Anyway wont go into much detail. Animal clans met
instructos Jack and Jill.
Opps, i mean Jacqueline (girl who tries to be a guy by having short hair and talking in a low voice) and John (guy who talks in a high pitch voice and wears an ear ring on his left ear).
Nothing much else happened this day other than the fact that the tents were burning hot. Oh yes, ice cream is nice.
Day 4:
Navigation in the morning. He was made the group navigator. The group by right finished first, but due to losing the clue, they had to finish last. Sad. Oh and trekking through the forest with shorts is a bad idea, but wad can I say? It was hot. He almost
didnt wanna wear a shirt anyway
lol...
jk...
Then it was kayaking in the afternoon. He and he got 7 water bombs in total. After that it was muddy time. Mud mud mud, and yes he was one of the unlucky ones
saboed.
Cooking at night, me was made the chef...anyway food was decent and better than the other meals. Mmmm...nice...then sleep in burning hot tents. Prepare for the next day.
Day 5:
Tent
unpitching is hard, yes, i
shant go into much detail, but why must they find EVERY PEG?! I mean, pegs are supposed to be easily lost rite?! Serves the organisers right for not packing extra.
Anyway, everyone thought that the activity was cancelled due to lack of time. But actually it as due to animal clan's lack of preparation for the war, yes their water bombs
werent ready. Human clans were fully prepared and brimming with energy.
Went there for war games. Animals were more evenly matched with the humans and could easily surpass them in cheering. Anyway one word for the war games : Messy. Wont go into such detail. Human clans were big time cheaters but they wont admit it, anyway who will? What could teachers do anyway? They wanna end up with a tie or else there would be eternal conflicts between humans and animals without end. In the end, it was panthers vs titans. Panthers
pwned their asses.
Yay. But tie?
Wtf is a tie...It is something we wear around our neck...
lolzAfter that, it was the nicest meal ever in a long time,
ramly burgers!! Nice cold drinks!!
Ooo...well me slept through
eragon, a super boring movie.
Day 6:
Bye bye
nusa dusun resort. Bye Bye
Kuala Linggi. Bye Bye lousy meals. Bye Bye burning hot
accomodations. Bye Bye Instructors. Bye Bye especially Jack and Jill, and of course Mun.
Me is tired now. In fact, Cute Little me is tired at this point of typing his post. So Cute Little me is going to his Cute Little bed now, but not before he takes his cute little drinks and eats to his cute little fill.
But wait, most importantly, not before remembering and recounting everything which happened those past few days. All the suffering they took as one, all the time working as a team, all the ups and downs, wadever it is, all the strong bonds they forged. LDP will forever be etched in his mind.And to all the 4.3 people, He has just one message : May the ahbooze be with you.